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ATM Sorry - too Greedy.

The Great Rainbow of China

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Reagacentennial

A caveman paints from life

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Love Conquers All

"She's just being Koi."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'