Cartoon Seeker Gifts

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

British savings accounts

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Ahhh...'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Seagiraffes

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I told you it would be useful.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Torturing the English Language

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Fetch.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Clown on bike.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Runaway Horse

Transylvanian backpackers.

Lactose Intolerant