Comedic Song Explorer Pillows

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Lambo

When psychiatry works too well!

How cats see their home

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

"I have to go wee-wee."

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."