Comedic Wisdom Seeker Gifts

"You need to put in 10,000 hours."

One door closes, another opens. I used to have a car like that!

"In life, Arthur, less is often more. But not when it comes to money."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Let me give you some advice on marriage, Joe. . . try to think of me as the pope. . .'

"Do I look like the sort who knows anything about lawns?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Oh, crap.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Breast Height Chart

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

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