Cartoon Workout Fans Pillows

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"She wishes to range free!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Only Clowns

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Krill, baby, krill."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Tongue in the ear...

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'