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Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"She wishes to range free!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Tongue in the ear...

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Only Clowns

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'