Workout Aficionado Prints

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

'Are your arms getting tired?'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'