Fitness Aficionados Prints

'I was going to exercise before my 10th reunion so I could lose a few pounds, but who cares. I figure we're all just a bunch of fat cows.'

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

People ride an escalator to the gym.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

The rock caricature

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Brad Pitt

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."