Humorist Athlete Gifts

Tennis player.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.