Fun-loving Athlete Mugs

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Can't we just toss another coin?.'

Rugby Player

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Go deep.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Goalie Wall.

Basketball Players Working Together

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Tag, you're it!"

Javelin

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Tennis Doubles

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'Hey, count me in!'

Lawnmower racing

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'I'll concede that, boss.'

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

Olympic meeting