Fun-loving Runner Mugs

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Rugby Player

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'Costume - What costume?'

Leaf Dive Score

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

Goalie Wall.

Rubber Ring

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Marathon of love

Monkey Handshake

Marathon costume

Monster chariot races

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

Large Print Book

The pole bolt

"Boogie your socks off."

Runner buys ice cream during race.

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

K-9 10k

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

Spin the turtle.