Lighthearted Athlete Mugs

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Unsportables: Relay

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Do you come here often?'

Rugby Player

"Wanna go out?"

'Go deep.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Foul!"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

Javelin

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

The Club Singles Duel.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

Dancing Queen

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

Greetings cards

Golf mole

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).