Lighthearted Athlete T-Shirts

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Unsportables: Relay

'Do you come here often?'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Rugby Player

'Go deep.'

"Wanna go out?"

Hot dog.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Foul!"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

Javelin

The Club Singles Duel.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'

I hope I didn't hear you correctly, Lance. Actually, I hope so too, Gloria.

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

Dancing Queen

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

Greetings cards

Golf mole

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.