Comic Sports Enthusiast Pillows

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Champions biting their medals

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'