Sports Cartoon Enthusiast Pillows

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football heads...

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Football Boomerang.

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

False starts.

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'