Sports Cartoon Enthusiast Gifts

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Alternative fielding positions

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Football Boomerang.

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

False starts.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'