Sports Comic Enthusiast Gifts

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

Danny plants his feet and draws the charging foul.

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Champions biting their medals

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."