Sports Cartoon Lover Pillows

"He has a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Cat Dreams.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'