Comic Sports Enthusiast Prints

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Champions biting their medals

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Golf escape.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'