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A golfer with a curved gilf stick putts a ball around a tree

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Ski Surfing

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'You better have a hunting license.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Action shot portrait.

The Sports Fanatic

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

"Mr. October"

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

Golfer Snooker.

'Elements' sports team

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"You could have shouted Fore!"

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'

Mole saving a goal.