Athletic Supporters Pillows

A pole vaulter has jumped and upon coming down the pole got stuck through her pants.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Football Blockers.

Athletic Games on the Moon.

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Soccer Fans.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Sports area vendors.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.