Stadium Superfan Gifts

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Football supporters.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Football Stadium

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Soccer Fans.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

"He can't stop digressing."