Sports Superfan Gifts

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Raheem Sterling

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.