Nba Superfan Gifts

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Putin and Obama.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Wheelchair Basketball

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Inside Obama's armoured car.

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'Remember, winning isn't everything. There's also anger management.'

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Soccer Fans.

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"And if you don't finish your vegetables, Daddy will take you to a Knicks game."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'