Nba Superfan Mugs

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

Putin and Obama.

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

Wheelchair Basketball

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Inside Obama's armoured car.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

'Remember, winning isn't everything. There's also anger management.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"And if you don't finish your vegetables, Daddy will take you to a Knicks game."

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

Soccer Fans.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

A man imagines flying as a superhero.