Sports Season Superfan Gifts

Wish fulfilment

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

350 Feet.

Raheem Sterling

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

Ball as water-melon.