Sports Fandom Gifts

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

The Chicken and the Egg

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

England Flags: Sold Here - Strictly No Returns.

Soccer dominates over baseball in Cuba

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

Football Party - bring a broken bottle

'Who won?'

"We can still get promotion if we win ten of our last seven games."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Football Fan

'What sport are you pretending interest in this time?'

'To tell you the truth, I thought I lost the fight.'

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

I'm with Stupid

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'