Sports Fandom Pillows

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

'I'm rooting for the Chargers this year. I hear they have the lowest long-term debt-to-capitalization ratio in the entire NFL.'

The Chicken and the Egg

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

England Flags: Sold Here - Strictly No Returns.

Soccer dominates over baseball in Cuba

"I'm taking my ball home."

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

Football Party - bring a broken bottle

'Who won?'

"We can still get promotion if we win ten of our last seven games."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

England v Argentina - 'It's enough to make you go out and torpedo a rusting hulk of a battleship stuffed with young inexperienced conscripts'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Football Fan

'What sport are you pretending interest in this time?'

'To tell you the truth, I thought I lost the fight.'

'Don't bother with the whole squad,Rooney and co. will suffice.'

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

I'm with Stupid

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.