Super Supporters Pillows

World Cup reactions...

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Theatre Crowd

Handle With Care

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Love.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

French suppers.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

The Vitruvian mum.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Die-hard soccer moms.

Soccer Fans.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'