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Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Runner going through hurdles.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

The Cactus Reader

Fresh picked baseballs.

French suppers.

Starfish doing the wave.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Solar powered defibrillator

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

World Cup reactions...

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

Surfing the Coif

"It's the only way I can get him to look at me when the World Cup is on."

'It's a box set of box sets.'

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

Shop Local

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

This program was made possible by a grant from someone who, on second thought, would rather not admit it.

"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

'What's your favourite meal?'

Watching the Street Band

Ticket Agencies...

'One is for me and one is for the poor souls on the Jersey Shore, Staten Island and New York city.'