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World Cup reactions...

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Theatre Crowd

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

French suppers.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"Marie, are you still driving?"

The Vitruvian mum.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

Soccer Fans.

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'