Telenovela Superfan Pillows

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Soccer Fans.

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'

Super Bowl Monday

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

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