Telenovela Fan Pillows

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"What happened to your podcast?"

"So I bet you watch a lot of novelas on Spanish TV?"

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are nothing but macho men fighting over beautiful women! It's the same story every day!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

TV Situations vacant.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Moses' TV guide.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

Root 66.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Mind control

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Ostrich TV.

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

'Too much TV, maybe. Is there a John Wane marathon going on?'