Telenovela Fanatic Pillows

"Tia Carmen's answering service...can I help you? When will she be available? I'd say during the next commercial break in her telenovela."

"OK, is the American dream gonna fall in our lap...or should we turn off the telenovela and actually go work on it?"

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are so crazy."

"The only thing to fear...is a power outage during my telenovela!"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Friday

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Binge Watch

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Haywatch

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"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."