Series Superfan Pillows

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"What would you like to watch again?"

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Star Wars convention...

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Tony Robinson

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

I think the biggest drawback to binge-watching a godawful tv series has to be the hangover.

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

Soccer Fans.

Lizzy Caplan

Matthew Perry.

Die-hard soccer moms.

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"