Scandal Superfan Gifts

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Mary Trump

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Trump returns home

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

VW scandal

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Gulliver's Travails

Tennis corruption

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Sauce close to the PM.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!