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'Is that all I get for my £25 donation, Lord Cheapskate Bastard!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Midterm election s results

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Obama punishing Assad

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

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