Financial Crime Buff Gifts

"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."

'There is someone here to see you.'

'George, we could start an off shore bank with secret accounts. Surely, some tax dodger would find us then.'

"Making millions through insider trading wasn't a problem, hiding it from the I.R.S. was."

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'