Financial Crime Enthusiast Gifts

"You gotta make money to spend money when you're in the counterfeiting business."

"Business, pleasure, or tax-dodging?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

Ignorance of the Law

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Bank Robbery Statistics

Greece - The Black Hole

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."