Financial Crime Enthusiast Mugs

"You gotta make money to spend money when you're in the counterfeiting business."

"Business, pleasure, or tax-dodging?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

Ignorance of the Law

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Bank Robbery Statistics

Greece - The Black Hole

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

You know retail is in a bad way when...