Financial Crime Mugs

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Mobsters at the Beach

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

The evidence destroyed

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Our cover is francophile liberals

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"Paper or plastic?"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'