Financial Crime Analyst Mugs

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Cut Price

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

U.S. Credit Rating

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Wait a minute....!

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Standard And P****d.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession