Scandal Buff Pillows

'You dropped this!'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Dominic Raab holiday

"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes."

'We've found a woman claiming she has not had sex with Tiger Woods...for at least three months!'

Hillary Haters

"I've lost face."

Backfire

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Cat Hecklers

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Beware of the frog"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

Succession 2

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.