Stealth Technology Buff Gifts

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

High security Santa's grotto

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Joan Hickson

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Algorithm 'n' Blues

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Moon: Made in China

Typewriters and Laptops.

'More government surveillance!'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

The Best Defense

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!