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I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Facelook

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Your life is in great danger...

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

The Spy Who Loved Me

Ian Fleming

Roger Moore

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

John le Carre

Mission Food

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

"So, Bond, we finally meet again."

Say It Ain't So, Ho

Top Secret

John le Carre goes to MI6 heaven-RIP