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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Your life is in great danger...

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Ian Fleming

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Police witness appeal for grassing.

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Mission Food

"So, Bond, we finally meet again."

John le Carre goes to MI6 heaven-RIP

John le Carre

Top Secret

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.