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"Bond James, Bond."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

Another Film About A Top Assassin Hunted By Rogue Government Agents. . .

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Jane Austen Powers

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

50 Year Celebrations.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Austin Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Your life is in great danger...