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The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Austin Powers

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

A spy peering round the corner.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'