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"What's this?!...I thought spyware was a raincoat and a pair of glasses!"

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

A spy peering round the corner.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...