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'Hey, here's a song full of coded messages I used to sing in Prague.'

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Licensed to grill.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Clandestine cows.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.